If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly weird messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
Dean’s methods of dealing with his problemss I
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
*opens camera to take selfies*
Look at this sweet goat I met at the zoo!
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Does it tho?