who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
I redrew Kovu as a human because I’m a huge square.
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
parents: how were your grades this semester?
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
I'm a king bee.
Because it’s pathetic, Tish, Ok? It’s pathetic that you can’t rise above all the superficial horseshit that’s whirling around you. I mean, why is it, why is it that some people can’t see a good thing when it’s standing right in front of them, huh? What is it that screws all that up? Can you tell me? I swear, you’re like 2 years old… more interest in the wrapping paper than in what’s inside.
oh my god the hashtags